Everybody's tellin' all, bearing their souls, 
Just to go on the Ricki Lake Show.. 
Shoop-be-boop-boop why? 
Yesterday I turned the TV on you were 
Booed off stage singing your famous love song 
Why? 
Tell me who makes the rules... 

Chorus: Should have been born on the Milky Way 
What have we brought to the world today? 
Life's a bitch and then you die. 
Should have been born on the Milky Way 
Can't believe what I heard today 
Life's a bitch and then you die. 

I mean, why have I got the magazines sellin' me 
Tellin' me lies on how I could be the perfect 10 
Shoop-be-boop-boop why? 
And my boyfriend left the other day 
He's all messed up is he straight or is he gay 
Shoop-be-boop-boop why? 

So, tell me who makes the rules... 

Chorus 

And if I fall... 
If I fall... 
Hold on... 

Chorus 3x